See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

aflo

cerealbath

🥺🥺🥺

dicksquaf

dasloddl

Pinterest comments. The first from the user Moth! reads: who says we can’t lift things 5000x our own weight? The user real man answers: because then the pyramids would be in the British museum

ID in alt

judgejudyofficial

casualcarpetshark

Text saying 'First Dinosaur era crab discovered - Fully preserved in 100 million year-old amber', followed by pictures of a small crab in a piece of amber.

BOW DOWN TO THE ANCIENT ONE

returntocrab

GO GRAPNDA

microwavesex

memewhore

huffylemon

microwavesex

charlottan

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

microwavesex

vonkarma2

howglorygoes

fishing-lesbian-catgirl

Had a dream last night about Adventure Time. In it, Finn and Jake were talking and Jake offhandedly mentioned being attracted to femboys. Suddenly a small round two-legged white creature with big eyes and no arms/wings, flew in from the right side of the screen and landed next to them. The creature sang a jingle that went “Na na na na na, you’re canonically bisexual!” to which Finn and Jake replied “Thanks LGBTQ Princess!” and high fived